curlicuecal:

This is the best thing I have ever seen.

So this exists, and I just clicked the link. At work.

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Health Reasons


I’ve started to tell a few people at work that I’ll be leaving in a little less than two weeks due to health reasons and because I need to get my weight back under control. Oh, by the way Tumblr, just so y’all know… :) I’ve gotten two really interesting reactions; the first thing out of people’s mouths has been (happily, I’m honestly touched) that they’ll miss working with me, which I’m really touched by, but the second is “but you’re not fat!”

Lemme tell y’all something heah. I am six foot one and a half inches tall (I’m very proud of that last half inch). I am a BIG girl, and always have been. I’ve also been overweight most of my adult life due to depression and lifestyle changes and other stuff-mainly that I really like the taste of mozzarella sticks. My thyroid has been shot to shit and the effects of sitting on my ass eight hours a night and then sleeping for eight hours of the day is starting to really show. Let me tell you all this loudly and proudly-I am fat. I am a fat (now technically obese) woman. I am lucky enough to have a partner who is perfectly happy with the way I look, and have been blessed with good health thus far, but this has got to stop. My lifestyle has been out of control for way too damn long and I want to live a long and healthier life. This doesn’t have to do with my looks, or self esteem-I want to get my life under control before I get any heavier. 

There was a point to this post but I seem to have lost it-oh! My point was that it’s really funny how people perceive me to be skinnier than I am because of my height. I weigh somewhere between 228 and 235 lbs, guys. While I’m sure some of that is muscle, an awful lot of it is fat. If you stuffed my frame into the average woman’s height (5’4”) I’d look rounder than a beach ball. Please understand, this isn’t meant to be shaming anyone. I’m speaking for myself here, and I just find it interesting how perception is. 

It’s 0300-I’m probably not making any sense. Hope y’all are sleeping soundly Tumblr, I have four more hours left on my shift.

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mslorelei:

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wickedclothes:

Programmable Tattoo System

What do you do when you want a tattoo but don’t want the commitment of permanent ink? The moodInq system is a breakthrough in tattoo technology, using a skin-safe proprietary E ink encapsulated pigment system that lasts a lifetime but can be configured to display any design (or none!) to suit your mood.

So how does it work? We have partnered with leading physicians and technicians in the cosmetic surgery industry to implant the E ink grid, called a canvas. The canvas can go anywhere on your body and be configured to the size and shape of the body party you’d like to ink. After a short healing period (usually 2-3 days), you can begin using the moodInq software included with your kit to change your canvas to display the tattoo you desire! Found on ThinkGeek.

YOU COULD HAVE A MAGIC TREE TATTOO THAT CHANGES WITH THE SEASONS

This is INSANELY cool. Until someone hacks the software and you end up with an ad for Viagra on your arm.

we are the future

….Tumblr. Better check your shit. April Fools joke FTW.

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Presented without comment but a big old grin.

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The 20 best sailing images of 2013


cactusrabbit:

socratescloset:

This is not an April Fool’s Day joke. Homestar Runner updated for the first time in three years.

On a personal note, I really needed this today. Thanks, Brothers Chaps.

(Paging tramampoline, themagneticfeels, et al.)

I think I might cry

O.M.G.

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Plans Change


Hey Tumblrers and Tumblrettes,

I know it’s been a while. Life’s been crazy and I’ve been trying to keep up. It’s been a hell of time but it’s slowly getting better as we get closer to me being able to fix myself up by going sailing.

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tyleroakley:

basedthursday:

go to cvs.com and search for “decor”

oh

OH. Good to know, I guess.

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